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Canada's History

A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.
Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!
by MarkyStover February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a French-Canadian kisses a moose while anal-sexing a queen...
He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...
by Audiac February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.
I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.
by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010
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Canada's History

An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.
by BennyMatthew February 4, 2010
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Lampin History

All these native americans were lampin, having this crazy feast... This one native american was offered some food and he replied: "No thanks, I'm just lampin right now. I'll eat later."

This is the history of the word "lampin"
Bartholomew did not get shit done yesterday because he was lampin so heavy.

"Yo! Samuel, pay me the rent!"
"Mothafucka, I'm just lampin..."

...This is the history of the term "lampin"
lampin history
by Breaaaah September 2, 2012
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Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.
by LogicXX February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers
Dude, I totally gave your mom Canada's history last night.
by J_Sierra February 9, 2010
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