handle bars

A blonde girls pigtails, used for some good relations or some good oral sexual experiences.

Madonna used Britney Spears handle bars to get some good SHHEEOOTT!!

by hand job January 21, 2004

hangledash

when you're plowing a chicka (preferably hot/ or latina) in the doggy style position. Position her so that she is facing a window, and continue to plow the fuck outa her. Once you have finished up, get your freind, to come in and take your place. Once he is inside her and thrusting, you get dressed and run infront of the window and start waving at her. She turns around to find a big hairy black guy where you once were.

Mark was fucking Tara doggy-style, when Andrew came and took Mark's place. After Andrew had inserted his cock and began thrusting, Mark quickly hangledashes out the window and begins waving frantically! Tara is a bit surprised, and when she turns around:: some hairy black guy is filling her with jism.

by Weltony June 27, 2007

you can't handle me

when you're unable to manipulate something put into your possessions or unable to control someone or something into a stable range of management.

other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it

boy: can i talk to you for a second?
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.

by youcan'thandleme December 22, 2007

handle bar boogie

The side to side flailing motion of the handle bars of a bike, motorcycle, quad, or snowmobile when the back end comes off the ground and is usually followed by a face plant or wipe out.

Mario tried to do an endo on his dirt bike but ended up doing the handle bar boogie

by don Tron December 4, 2009

brown handed

When someone spills brown sugar all over the floor, in an attempt to open the bag and eat it raw. He/she tries to clean it up, but unfortunately accomplishes as much as U.S. did in Nam and quits. After sleeping it off, the criminal tries to lie about it the next day, despite how obvious it is that he/she did it.

Kal was caught brown handed.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.

by Bernard Taylor November 18, 2004

two handed trout fisher

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout

"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"

by fuck_buddy5 December 2, 2009

Two Handed Bandit

A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.

Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.

by SPCtacular April 5, 2010