hobo's dozen

40 oz. of alcohol, generally malt liquor.
give me a hobo's dozen of colt 45
by the_minnow July 16, 2009
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Hobo Death

When you rub dirt on your dick, stick it in her ass and ask her for any extra change. When she says "No", you bash her head in with a brick and take her recyclables.
I went back to chick's place last night and did a hobo death to her. Needed some extra scratch.
by Whathobo February 18, 2017
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spoiled hobo

A spoiled hobo is a person who goes from job to job and people feel pitty for. They get everything from someone els because they cant keep a job and get it for themselves. They dont want to work.
The spoiled hobo was given money
by The spoiled hobo January 04, 2017
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Hobo's Lunchbox

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.
Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."
by Bananas842 April 30, 2011
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hobo bitch

one who acts as an entitled hobo
one time while walking through philly this hobo bitch sitting on the side of the road turned down my leftover sushi. Just take it you damn hobo bitch
by lkjflskajkdklsa14 October 16, 2019
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hobo choke

The act of paying a hobo to let you choke them while having sex for less then 10$
Did you hear about Jenkens? He totally hobo choked that girl in the alley.
by bytelock September 07, 2017
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Cave Hobo

An individual not truly of homeless nature but who embraces the free feeling of the vagrant life. The Cave Hobo often looks like a Hobo though does not smell of one. Cave Hobos tend to also be slightly mentally ill. They like Chocolate, Milk, Pizza, and any combination of the above. They also like crayons. They can be found in any city, large or small, and can be identified by their knitted garments that cause them to resemble something like a hibernating bear. The Cave Hobo is very friendly and social and likes to sleep in public, for example park benches, even though they have a home. Cave Hobos also like to sing. More often than not they believe themselves to sound like Jesus and Fergie, not realizes that they sound more of a cat being fed through a blender. God Bless Cave Hobos
Stop being a Cave Hobo and eating crayons in public!
by YukiPoo January 05, 2011
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