Canada's History

A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus

"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."

by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.

Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!

by MarkyStover February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When a French-Canadian kisses a moose while anal-sexing a queen...

He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...

by Audiac February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.

by LogicXX February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Eating the beaver.

I chowed down on Canada's history last night.

by ipodaddict75 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.

We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.

by StevenFan February 4, 2010

Canada's history

Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers

Dude, I totally gave your mom Canada's history last night.

by J_Sierra February 9, 2010