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Griffin

Dude with massive cock packing a fatass. Tends to have horny intentions and teases his fellow classmates in class. Urban legend that makes any guy rock hard when he heard of the name or even sees the name, itself.
Griffin so fiiiiiiiine.
by joe'smom_ March 29, 2021
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Griffin

People named Griffin are usually very kind, funny, and heartwarming. They typically have something they are known for (Gaming, sports, theater, etc.), but then do many other extracurricular activities and have lots of hobbies. They usually can play at least one instrument. Most Griffins love cuddles, no matter their relationship with the other person/s participating in said cuddles (Sig. Other, friends, family). They may not admit that they like cuddles, however many Griffins do. Their love language is touch, so expect lots of hugs, kisses, high fives, fist bumps, cuddles, and other forms of affectionate touch (mainly platonic). Many Griffins are touch-starved, so if they are showing signs of this, play with their hair, give them good hugs, etc, etc. Griffins can use any pronouns (He- Him, She-Her, They-Them, Etc.)
Person one: Did you see them over there? They are very nice! We are going to play video games later!
Person two: Did they give you a hug?
Person one: yes....
Person two: Lucky! They are such a Griffin.
by GriffinPuff April 27, 2021
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Griffin Rumbles

The biggest chad you will ever know
by aedwalekekslfdlksef May 14, 2021
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Griffinism

He might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger...
With a universal silencing tool on his hip

To commit Griffinism can only be accomplished by those who possess the power of Rinne. The ancient legends say that only one individual possesses this power. To commit to this action, one must simply _____ _ ____ ____ ___ ___.
"Bro! Bro! Wtf are you doing! Hey stop dude. Hey hey get back! You kidding me? Hey shut it I will commit griffinism! You f####ing kidding me dude wtf!
by McYum May 16, 2021
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Griffin

Griffin
A Griffin is a Perfect animal
by TheRealGriffin June 19, 2021
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Griffin

A verb for doing something stupid, also referring to me. (Approved by Uncle Micheal and Brandon)
I did a Griffin
by Griffirino June 20, 2021
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Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion
have your heard of Griffin's theory bro its so deep it kinda makes me cry a little
by fradern June 26, 2021
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