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Gabryana

a fun exciting person who is also intelligent as hell! they got a free spirit and is a loving person! but before anything they are a trustworthy & loyal friend.
“Gabryana is a wild woman that I love that is very caring and she has a very amazing banging body.”
by baggira December 22, 2022
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Garage lettuce

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.
by Jaker17 January 20, 2023
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Gara

Gara, who's hippy dad named Gary, wanted to name his first-born son after him but got a daughter instead so he made up her name. She's totally cool and a natural beauty but gets pissed when people mispronounce her name.
It's GARA! Like Sara, like Gary with an A! Sheesh!!!
"Who is that gorgeous girl?"
"That's Gara! She's super nice until you mispronounce her name and then look out!"
by Bla_bla_bla February 1, 2023
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Garabinga

Garabinga City is a made up desert city that was created for purposes of story telling, similar to the universes created by modern screenwriters and authors, such as J.K Rowling and C.S Louis. It is a town known for its typical western weather and scenery, featuring local schools, a downtown district, and rustic, environmentally damaged buildings littered throughout the surrounding desert.
I wrote a book, a book based on the Garabinga universe. It’s about an old man who made his way through life living on cheap parcels in self made wood houses, drinking daily, and working minimum wage. He picks himself up eventually in his later years and runs for mayor after climbing the corporate ladder into middle management at a local tool manufacturing plant. He wins the race and becomes mayor of Tanto County.
by MrPicky88 February 25, 2023
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Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
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Garage therapist

You know, people complain about the "dating crisis" and "population collapse" but no on ever thinks to attribute it to the rise of internet "garage therapists" who perpetually double down on their own made up and sophistical propositional ethics. OH WAIT! I forgot! The trough-line between all internet garage therapists! The inverse correlation between "blame" and "fault". See, what they've done is framed the situation in a way such that if someone is blaming you... THEY are wrong to balme you. By default. And people do it everywhere. You can see it in cooperative gaming. If you blame the worst player for their disproportionately negative role in the collective lose, theh will use the fact that you blame them to denying themselves culpability in their own failure. And it's the same thing garage therapists do. Rather then acknowledge when their ethos FAILS, taking responsibility for what they are putting out into the world, and (God forbid) acknowledge their own culpability, they need to deny themselves any liability. It's liability mitigation so no one can come back to them and say "I did what you said and it didn't work. My life became a falsehood where I was called on to deny the reality around me and call it improvement." I mean, what percentage of the time does their advice work?
Irrelevant. As long as it works for enough people for them to sustain themselves (even if it's only 10%) it doesn't matter to them. They bare no responsibility for their own ethos while feinting to be the moral arbiters of the ethos of others while making it a facet of their ethos to hold the failures of other ethical systems "accountable".

Hym "See, 'cuckberry41' tells people to cut others out of their lives for doing *this* and to do *that* but 'my 5-head is smaller than my cock' is telling people to cut others out of thier lives for doing *that* and telling them to do *this*. That's what cult leaders do! Cult leader garage therapists who deny themselves culpability in the effect they have on the people who accept their propositions while using their followers as evidence of their own superiority. And then they turn around and post videos about the dating crisis and loneliness being at an all time high fewer people dating than ever before or even having friends. You see? I'm doing what you said because why should my mother (and everyone for that matter) not live in accordance with 'cuckberry41's' whim? He has a study that shows the corollary association between things and like a cult leader needs me to leave my wife and give him 5 dollars."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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“Garage sale at 1223”

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.
by anonymous March 13, 2023
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