something men feel that they need in their life, of course this is a mistake, men need food, water, shelter, not "girlfriend". when you do something wrong "girlfriend"
will be sure to remind you. "girlfriend" also makes sure to point out all the things "girlfriend" doesnt like (friends, sports, etc), things you dont do that "girlfriend" is
used to and emphasizing all that "girlfriend" does for you, amazingly all this is done while giving men the feeling that "girlfriend" puts up with alot more then
"girlfriends" friend's do.
"Girlfriend" also assumes men have endless supply of money.
will be sure to remind you. "girlfriend" also makes sure to point out all the things "girlfriend" doesnt like (friends, sports, etc), things you dont do that "girlfriend" is
used to and emphasizing all that "girlfriend" does for you, amazingly all this is done while giving men the feeling that "girlfriend" puts up with alot more then
"girlfriends" friend's do.
"Girlfriend" also assumes men have endless supply of money.
Girlfriend: I wana go *insert name of stupid place here* !! Remember I went to that dumb movie with you last week.
Guy: Ok fine let's go. (thats funny I remember picking her up and paying for the tickets to the movie last week, I could have just gone with the guys and saved
money)
Girlfriend: I cant believe you did that, Diana's boyfriend never did anything like that to her !!
Guy: What did I do wrong??
Girlfriend: If you dont know I am not gonna tell you.
Guy: Please tell me whats wrong (how will I know if she doesnt tell me?)
Girlfriend: Nothing.
Guy: Just tell me.
Girlfriend: Nothing is wrong.
*Cycle repeats about a hundred times over*
Guy: Ok fine let's go. (thats funny I remember picking her up and paying for the tickets to the movie last week, I could have just gone with the guys and saved
money)
Girlfriend: I cant believe you did that, Diana's boyfriend never did anything like that to her !!
Guy: What did I do wrong??
Girlfriend: If you dont know I am not gonna tell you.
Guy: Please tell me whats wrong (how will I know if she doesnt tell me?)
Girlfriend: Nothing.
Guy: Just tell me.
Girlfriend: Nothing is wrong.
*Cycle repeats about a hundred times over*
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Get the national girlfriend day mug.(noun) 1. A cum dumpster with benefits.
2. A girl so desperate for a boyfriend that she does girlfriendly things for every guy in hopes that one will date her. One must be suffienctly unattractive in order to maintain the "fake girlfriend" status lest someone would actually want to date her.
2. A girl so desperate for a boyfriend that she does girlfriendly things for every guy in hopes that one will date her. One must be suffienctly unattractive in order to maintain the "fake girlfriend" status lest someone would actually want to date her.
Guy A: "Dude, she made me dinner and let me fuck her raw dog last night"
Guy B: "She made me waffles today and sucked my dick."
Guy C: "Communal girlfriend is coming over tonight when my girlfriend is away. Hopefully I can get some cookies and anal sex from our communal girlfriend!"
Guy B: "She made me waffles today and sucked my dick."
Guy C: "Communal girlfriend is coming over tonight when my girlfriend is away. Hopefully I can get some cookies and anal sex from our communal girlfriend!"
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Get the girlfriend zoned mug.A female, preferably human, who is dating a United States Marine. The typical Marine Girlfriend has a shelf life of about 8 months. They initially gain some bragging rights and respect-by-proxy from dating a Marine but after several 45 day field ops outside of cellphone range and only ever seeing him on every other weekend they will usually lose interest fast. The overwhelming majority of Marine girlfriends will desert their post about 3 months into any overseas deployment leaving their Marine to forge ahead with the people who REALLY love him, his brothers in arms.
Chick: MARINE GIRLFRIEND! ITS THE HARDEST JOB IN THE CORPS!
Marine: Boy you sure are right! I can't wait for you to sleep with that guy you're "just friends with" once I'm in Afghanistan!
Marine: Boy you sure are right! I can't wait for you to sleep with that guy you're "just friends with" once I'm in Afghanistan!
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