BL goggles

1. A term used to describe the constant fantasy pairings of 2 straight men in homoromantic situations. Not literal goggles more moreover an "expression" 2. the act of shipping 2 straight men in homoromantic fantasies.

Jenny: I saw you checking out Chad and Jack yesterday at the gym, you're crushing hard it looks like
Heather: no, I just have really tight BL goggles on right now.

by hitsumuffin October 25, 2016

Gym Goggles

Similar to beer goggles but happens at a gym when an average woman looks hotter because she is in spandex.

Kristy wasn't very hot, but when wearing spandex guys got gym goggles and thought she was a total milf.

by Spankin95 March 20, 2015

Vagina Goggles

Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.

Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.

by RogueMedic911 February 16, 2019

Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009

Clout goggles

Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.

Dis girl be blocking out dem haters with her clout goggles.

by @lep0rdgeck0 November 23, 2018

White Goggles

when you masturbate and you look down at the last second and bust your load all over your own face.

i put on my white goggles daily because i hear sperm n semen have good nutrients for the eyes.

by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011

Colgate Goggles

A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.

Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."

State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."

...

State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."

Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."

by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008