by Tedyeary September 20, 2021
Get the Goggle Fogger mug.When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
by beener598 July 13, 2021
Get the Military Goggles mug.A dumb and annoying bitch that should no longer be alive, This being is also very small and skinny and will not live much longer. One thing it can do is pvp
by Soggy water February 16, 2022
Get the Chilly Goggle mug.The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.
by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009
Get the Scottish Goggles mug.Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.
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Get the Clout goggles mug.by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011
Get the White Goggles mug.A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.
Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008
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