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Clout Goggles

They probably have a real name but no one gives a fuck about that. A pair of round-ish white sunglasses worn by rappers such as Playboi Carti and Offset. Great to flex on Instagram but you would probably get bullied if you wore them to school.

Item Description:
Cost: Bout two dollars boi you can be broke af and still flex
Attributes: +200 Clout Points
Special Ability: If someone calls em glasses scream at the top of the wearer's lungs: BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES
Person 1: "I saw Playboi Carti wearing them so I bought some on Amazon for 2 dollars because they make me cooler somehow!"
Person 2: "I like your glasses"
Person 1: "BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES"
by Imsoimsorbrn August 26, 2017
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Gym Goggles

Similar to beer goggles but happens at a gym when an average woman looks hotter because she is in spandex.
Kristy wasn't very hot, but when wearing spandex guys got gym goggles and thought she was a total milf.
by Spankin95 March 20, 2015
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Vagina Goggles

Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.
Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.
by RogueMedic911 February 16, 2019
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Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.
Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!
by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009
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White Goggles

when you masturbate and you look down at the last second and bust your load all over your own face.
i put on my white goggles daily because i hear sperm n semen have good nutrients for the eyes.
by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011
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Clout goggles

Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.
Dis girl be blocking out dem haters with her clout goggles.
by @lep0rdgeck0 November 23, 2018
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Colgate Goggles

A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.
Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."

State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."

...

State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."

Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008
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