french fry lover

Person who loved french fries as a little child.
Is old,doesn't do anythung, and is a fat, balloon-turkey
Is also a wannabbee teenager

"when i was younger, i loved french fries, i ate it everyday"
"since i became older, i was not as active as i used to be, so i became fat"
ME- Ms. Robson is such a french fry lover

by Christal Jackson December 21, 2016

Green Fry Eater

AJs goofy ass

Mark: Yo what's AJs dog ass up to

Bryan: He eatin some green ass fries on foe nem

Mark: Damn those look good, he a real Green Fry Eater!

by Enzoid September 13, 2021

Chicago Stir-Fry

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes

Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Pool frys

Wet damp snack ate while your feet are in the pool, very embarrassing.

“Whats this fool talking about?”
“Idk bros off the pool frys”

by Nosewet December 3, 2021

sexy fry

A French fry whom is sexy.

Damn that was one sexy fry!

by ISWEARIMNOTAPEDOPHILE December 19, 2021

Deep Frying

Deep frying is the act of eating arse so goddamn well, that when you pull away and look at it, it looks like an onion ring.

This is an effective way of knowing whether you have eaten their arse properly, or if you need to improve your form.

*Always conduct a full assessment of the starfish before attempting to deep fry

Girl: “Babe! Stop deep frying me. I’m gonna shit in your mouth”
Boy: “Don’t worry babe I’ll take it”

by ThatButtersFella December 1, 2020

fry man

one who puts fries into a blender then imbibes them with much vigor and delight.

Definition speaks for it self. (Do I really need to tell you?) It is a man who like french fry or fried smoothies. the fry man put is name brand french fries in to a blender then proceded to blend them into a paste like substance, he then proceeded to take out his lucky straw and drink it as if it twere a liquid! or it is simply a person who really likes bananas!

by Tim Bill June 11, 2006