Friday

The Worst song ever recorded on the face of the earth.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear Friday yet?
Person 2: Yeah dude that song sucked so bad, I want those three minutes of my life back.
Person 1: She used more auto tune than T Pain.

by Col. Itoris April 7, 2011

Friday the 13th

1)n. A day that is said to be cursed. This day is said to be cursed because it is associated with the number 13, said to be unlucky. While any day that takes place on the 13th day of a month can be unlucky, Friday is chosen as the unlucky day because the superstistious people who believe in the nonsenical legend of Friday the 13th in the first place wanted so badly to screw up the second best day of the week.

This day, for some, can be like any other day, and for others might turn out better than other normal days. Any unlucky occurences that occur on this day are entirely coincidential.

2)n. A friday like any other, it just happens to fall on the 13th of the month.

3)n. The title of a film that is a reference to the above mentioned day and the bad luck it brings. This film was released in 1980 and is an early film in the slasher genre. In this film the mother of a boy who drowned while swimming at Camp Crystal Lake goes on a killing spree on her sons birthday, which falls on Friday the 13th

1.today is Friday the 13th. we will all experience bad luck today.
2. have you ever seen friday the 13th?

by eric optimus prime cartman January 17, 2012

Faux Friday

A day that acts much like a friday, but in fact is not. A day that "ends" the week.

Jack: "Oh man, i'm totally glad that today's a faux friday, i've got a shitton of homework to finish"

John: "I know! Today's thursday but we still get to skip school legally due to random holidays!"

by dereek19 December 21, 2008

Fride

The most awesome girl who has ever walked the earth. She is far more great than Chuck Norris and MacGyver. She is more sexy than your mother and your sister, who she had sex with last night. If there was a fight between Ninjas and Pirates, Fride would have won. In 2012 The world is going to an end, because it can't handle her coolness any longer.

Fride is totally too amazing to be used in an example!

by Awesomedotcom January 14, 2010

fridgecat

A girl that is too ugly to sleep with unless you're so drunk that you cannot perform anyway.

I went home with a fridgecat last night, so now I've got blue-balls and a hangover.

by John June 18, 2006

freeball friday

the greatest day of the week, the day a man or women (i guess?) can do everyday activities without worryin about gettin their panties in a bunch. Also symbolizes freedom...

Because it was freeball friday, Pfrey didnt wear underwear.

by BCRich July 5, 2005

Friday

A day in which a multitude of perplexing problems get in the way, including:

1. Having to wake up
2. Having to have your bowl
3. Having to get ready
4. Having to catch your bus
5. Having to wait for the bus
6. Seeing your friends kickin in the front seat and sittin in the back seat
7. Having to make your mind up: which seat you can take?
8. Everybody looking forward to the weekend

After which the following ensues:

1. Getting down
2. Partying
3. Partying
4. Yeah
5. Fun
6. Fun
7. Fun
8. Fun

Girlfriend: Mornin honey. What day is it?
Boyfriend: Well lets see. If yesterday was Thursday, Thursday, then today it is Friday Friday! We we we so excited!
Girlfriend: GODDAMN YOU REBECCA BLACK

by Jorgenstein April 27, 2011