Skin-Freedom

Exposing more skin than one would normally show

Have you noticed the skin-freedom that (insert name) has displayed lately?

by PurpleBlood77 October 8, 2020

Freedom Hillbilly

A person who thinks covid19 is a hoax and attempts to get America to open by treating essential workers like trash.

A Freedom Hillbilly came into work today, and after finding out our dining room wasn’t open yet lost his shit and said he’d take his business elsewhere.

by Astronaut Helmet May 13, 2020

Freedom! guns! 'merica!

What Asians say to Mock Americans, In response to Ching chong

Racist guy: Ching chong! Ching chong!
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"

by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023

Freedom

feeling you can't get when you're still chained in the past

Why can't I just forget about the things you did to me? Now I'm still hurt and can't even have a freedom.

by shizeyarah May 15, 2022

freedom head

When your getting head while holding fireworks in one hand and chugging a beer with the other.

My July 4th was completed when my girlfriend gave me freedom head.

by DTOMConfederate July 5, 2017

freedoms

An idiosyncratic traditional trinket of the American people which they receive at birth and are allowed to handle to its full potential once they turn 21. Americans are very fond of their freedoms but will gladly demonstrate them to you if you ask nicely.

Tourist: O herrow, sar, Imma tuwist , wud ju main to sho mi yu fouidumz?
American: Haha, sure pal. Here you go, watch and be amazed! (takes out his freedoms and shows them)
Tourist: OOooh!!!

Peter: Hey John, why you lookin' so down all day?
John: Man..I forgot where I put my freedoms, now I can't find them anywhere..
Peter: ...even the..?
John: Yes, even the gun locker

by SirSchleifchen June 18, 2017

Freedom

The state of being fully vaccinated.

"I have the freedom to go to the gym again."

Person 1: "Wanna come to the pub for a beer? It's the weekend"

Person 2: "Can't. I don't have the freedom."
Person 1: "Work?"
Person 2: "I just don't have the freedom."

by poppyknowspop September 9, 2021