Fred

He has the award of "most likely to steal your girlfriend Ava". It's true. He is also your personal therapist when needed. He also is a great comedian and prankster. if you want to date him, be warned. He might prank you when you least expect it.

person 1: did you hear about Fred? He stole my girlfriend!
Person 2: what was the girl's name?
Person 1: ..Ava....

by Orchid Malfoy May 3, 2021

Fred

bit of twat

Person 1: He's a fred, innit?

by cecimmi June 7, 2023

Fred

my sci skeleton that we started a cult for

The Fred cult will never falter.

by TheRealFishyFries January 12, 2023

ted fred

A good boi OR a nickname for something or someone but mostly used for good bois

Hey! Ted Fred! How ya doing today. or Awwwww such a good Ted Fred.

by Amazing358foot November 17, 2020

Fred is not dead

He isn’t.

Fred is not dead. aenachvy

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010

fred

a large 3d mole on a little boy with a mustache and big ears neck named billy

bruh fred makes me nauseous

by Griffffyyriffyy June 11, 2021