fake Monet

A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.

F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.

by Anna313 February 9, 2009

Fake Hate

Someone who pretend to hate you but really admire you secretly.

Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.

by Stepin2theglow January 2, 2019

Fake Mews

When a cat meows at its owner for food and acting like it is starving even though it just ate a short time ago.

As I went to get a snack in the kitchen my cat was meowing at me for food. However, I knew it was Fake Mews since I fed him less than an hour ago.

by redoctober45 July 17, 2019

Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

Fake Bitch

My friend Timothy is a fake bitch

Timothy is a fake bitch

by peebisboy August 27, 2019

fake vegan

Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt

Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan

by Kahanna January 17, 2017

fake soprano

A person, ussually in youth musical theatre, who pretends to be a Soprano vocalist generally because they want the tune. Their vocal range is clearly not suitable to be a Soprano.

Sarah: I'm a soprano, we always get the tune, so it is good
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano

by TheatreKid24601 October 23, 2013