friend stalker

A friend who is obsessed with you and won't stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.

Ellen is such a friend stalker, she won't stop calling me! I don't even like her!

by Jaja A August 12, 2006

Platonic Friend

A very close friend of any gender. Everyone thinks you are dating, or at least flirting a little. F.eks. Dan and Phil (Danisnotonfire & Amazingphil) The are Platonic Soulmates, which means that they aren't "Dating soulmates" but Platonic soulmates, because they aren't dating, but best friends.

Both men and women can have a plantonic friend, and everyone can be a platonic friend. Its "uni gender"

Platonic Friend

by ullakrussedulla December 5, 2015

Best Friend

Someone Who Wants You To Always Be Happy, Irreguardless Of How It Happens,

Someone Who Will Always Be By Your Side,

Someone Whom You Can Entrust Your Life With.

Someone Who No Matter How Tough The Going Gets, They Never Get Going.

Having A True Best Friend, Is A Bond Even Stronger Than Beinf Married.

Its Two In The Morning, You Just Had The Worst Nightmare Of Your Life, You Cant Sleep, And Your Seriously Shooken Up, You Call Your Best Friend And She/He Could Calm You With Very Few Words.

by AshhMariee69 April 30, 2011

ex-friend

A person who you used to be friends with, but are no longer friends with, usually due to a fight.

"I was friends with Callie, but after she said all of that shit to Trent, and backstabbed me, we are no longer friends. She is my ex-friend.

by yushouldknowme December 1, 2011

The Alaskan Firedragon

When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.

Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

Friend of Dorothy

A code to identify someone or oneself that is gay.

The friends of dorothy from the movie "the wizard of oz"are commonly considered within the gay community as gay.

Are you a "Friend of Dorothy?

Did you know Michael was a "Friend of Dorothy"?

by Another Gay Guy September 6, 2009

Friend myself

see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).

"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."

by Lstar July 19, 2009