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Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate their load onto a woman's face at the same time and try and distribute their cum equally across her face.
"Tom and Harry get Jane a right good plastering there - complete facial symmetry achieved."
by HairyDave June 13, 2024
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Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.
Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.
by HairyDave June 13, 2024
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Facial tattoo

A regrettable decision for which judgement will be harsh and humiliating forever and ever.
As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.
by von groovy July 17, 2024
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Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024
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Facial

when someone cums all over your face it’s cover with jizz
Montana Jordan: get ready little bro it’s coming
Iain Armitage: ok Montana

Montana Jordan: *moans and cums on Iain’s face*ooh yes

Iain Armitqge: *smiles for getting a facial from his older male costar*
by McKennaGracel0ver August 10, 2024
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Failed Facial

When a guy attempts at cumming(a lot) on someone's face but a few small drops of semen comes out instead.
I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.
by night_lis April 3, 2025
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