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Confederate Facial

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!
by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019
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Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate their load onto a woman's face at the same time and try and distribute their cum equally across her face.
"Tom and Harry get Jane a right good plastering there - complete facial symmetry achieved."
by HairyDave June 13, 2024
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Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.
I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.
by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024
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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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syrian facial

That poor reporter got a syrian facial.
by LordNightmare January 22, 2018
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Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.
by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024
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facial exercises

This chick did all of her facial exercises
by Tiny Nick August 26, 2017
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