Fleece Navidaddy

The fictitious love interest that you tell your family about when you come home for the holiday season.

Fleece-wearing, dog-rearing, and law degree-bearing, the Fleece Navidaddy is guaranteed to impress the aunts and uncles.

Mother won’t have a Feliz Navidad unless she hears about your Fleece Navidaddy.

by nolandc December 24, 2019

Fleeb

To suck or to drink

Don’t listen to this nigga he’s a fleeb

by PP LOVER July 9, 2020

fleece

A term for a large group of a usually 'intimidating' group of teenage boys coming towards you.

*walking down the footpath*

Person 1: "Guys massive fleece"

*everyone looks and moves out of the way*

by user12345363 October 12, 2020

Fleege

A funny and appropriate word as a replacement of the “F- Word”. It can be used in many ways.

“What the fleege is that!?!!?” “What in the fleeging fleege is that? The fleege?”

by The fleege master November 27, 2020

Fleece family

What Emma is

EMMA YOU ARE A FLEECE FAMILY

by Fleece family December 2, 2020

fleecehold

You buy a new build home and think you own it, but the the developer sells you a maintenance contract as part of the deal, usually a small anual fee of around £200. This then jumps up and bites you right on the arse and you piss all your hard earned cash down the drain which the developer is charging you to maintain. You cut the grass and you are charged for the privalage, or nobody cuts the grass either way you lose. If a streetlight goes out you pay if the neighbours drain backs up you pay. So basically your fucked and nobody gives a shit because you signed your rights away when you mortgaged the property. If you were leesehold youd have tribuneral but as freehold nobody gives a squirt and unless you foot the bill you cant get the builder/developer/ property maintenance company (usually yhe same bunch) into court. And it gets better because this cunt will charge whatever the fuck he wants weather he does a great job or sweet fuck all and if you don't pay they can actually reposess your property and evict you. And you cant sell without them being involved in the deal, ie fleeceing any potential buyer.
So, if you are thinking about buying a newbuild home with annual grounds maintenance fee, we suggest you firstly go shit in your hand and clap and see how that works out for you.

Fucking Man got to pay 10 percent maintenance for the kid and 20 percent maintenance for the fucking neighborhood lawn, cunt fleeceholders got him by the balls. Should have stuck wi his council house and the baby mom

by Aamonthedestroyer December 7, 2020

Fleeberflop

Stupid person. Absolute shithead

Man 1: did you see Kenny at the game last week?
Man 2: yeah. He was a real fleeberflop

by Arikuyu December 17, 2020