LOL envy

Noun. A feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else accumulating a multitude of 'lols' for a comment made by another person.

"she felt a twinge of lol envy every time that joke got a lol from another person. She felt that her joke deserved at least as many lols "

by Shaman Allen May 20, 2015

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gender envy

gender envy refers to someone typically a transgender person, who sees someone who looks the way they want to look when they transition. it can also mean something that is so “gender” meaning it’s a perfect way to represent your gender. this is a phrase typically used online and not seen really seen outside of the internet.

“they give me so much gender envy” or “this photo gives me so much gender envy”

by messyroomhaver September 25, 2023

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straight envy

The envy a gay couple had against a straight couple.

"You have Straight Envy! "

by Kingofthemindpalace March 9, 2017

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Genus Envy

The feeling that you get when you hear that one of your friend's got the latest new hot gadget.

Bob: Hey I just got the ipod nano. It's super small and featuretastic

Ben: Oh man, I have major genus envy.

by rebecca g September 26, 2010

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Drunk Envy

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

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