Mr Edwards

The best Chemistry teacher, the rest are shite.

Mr Edwards is a living God

by TheGroomer November 7, 2018

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Edward Cullen

A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?

Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*

by EddieColone June 28, 2010

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seeing Edward

One of the symptoms of a coming migraine is that you experience a 'light show,' or sparkles. So when you start 'seeing Edward,' or 'seeing Edward Cullen,' it means you're about to get a migraine.

I feel awful... I should have known, I've been seeing Edward all day.

by -Holly- July 9, 2010

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The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.

"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."

by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009

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ned-edward

Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.

Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...

Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!

Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!

by thatoklahomankid January 13, 2014

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