dylan

A dylan is someone with a HUGE ASS DICK.he loves to make girls happy cuz hes nice like tht.hes most likely to fuck them later on.can be a perv at times.but every one luvs him and all the girls want to have hot and steamy sex with him cuz hes just so sexy.if ur a guy and kno a dylan give him a high five or if ur a girl suck on tht shit or fuck him FURREAL!!!!!
girl1:o you kno dylan
girl2:yea why?
girl1:i hit tht shit last nite hes HUGE i mean my legs r still sore!
girl2:man ima get me sum of tht!!
by secretmonkey July 07, 2010
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dylan

A person who can be childish at times, and is great at fucking things up, but would never try to hurt or embarass the person he likes.
-That brownie dylan made her mad.
-How did he do that?
- He was way too brown for his own good.
by Douschy May 19, 2008
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dylanitis

A kid named Dylan that has a new illness all the time. Also known as a puss..
I diagnose you with dylanitis.
by Queenbinaz May 30, 2018
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Dylanism

The act of adding poetic beauty and/or deeper meaning to a sentence or phrase. Similar to the ways of Bob Dylan.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?

V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.

V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

- V for Vendetta (movie quote example of Dylanism)
by sissy bur bur October 27, 2011
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Dylanism

When the master wordsmith Dylan, creates a word to suit his needs. That accurately describes how people are feeling without being a real word.
Examples of Dylanism:
"Joygasm" and "coolies" were both words originally created by Dylan however due to the crazy world of the internet , plenty of other people now might claim them as their own. Joygasm is a orgasm of joy, and coolies was was something that was "cool" to the max.
by Dylan Beezlebub March 31, 2007
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dylan

In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangos and relax on the beach.

Usually described in social situations as a God among men
That dylan is the best!
Can you pass me that dylan?
dylan.
by dkrazy09 May 11, 2009
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dylan

A girl who is really kind, pretty and extremely unconsciously funny!
Everyone loves her
Person1: hey who's that girl over there?
person2: Oh that's dylan, she's really fun to be around!
by notaninja99 November 27, 2011
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