Call of duty

That game that I play every hour of my life. The only game that you can die in while you spawn. The game that every one's name is xXx_420blaizin360noscoperforlife_xXx. Every one thinks he's at faze clan and try 360 720 Y Y noscope you and than get an across the map tomahawk while T-bagging at the last round on search and destroy after they got wet over 3,000,000 ninja defuese while eating dewritos at their mom's basement. Every year they have money ripping DLC's that will give better shit after you pay "only" 20 fucking bucks. But I'll buy the next one next year.

I'm so 420blaizin on that game in Call of Duty

by Thepl March 12, 2015

fart poop duty

A big poop and small fart and a pee and a little and big pee

I'm gonna go take a fart poop duty

by FoxyPlayz The YouTuber November 18, 2023

Hoe Duties

Paying bill or doing any kind of simp shit for a person or couple you like. Basically a cuck that comes out of pocket to pay for Shit

Julie really let that nigga Richie be on Hoe Duties.

by Cuckfantasizing December 23, 2020

Bean duty

Furry equivalent of toe suckin'

Tonight is bean duty uwu

by Mr. Peepee Poopoo November 11, 2019

derelicktion of duty

Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.

A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!

by QuacksO December 2, 2024

lime duty

The art of cutting limes to a perfect shape and size to fit a Corona bottle.

Mark- “Yo Burjak, want to take pictures this week?”
Burjak- “Sorry bro, I’m staying with the wife and kids, I’m on lime duty cause its Rona season.”

by Burjak December 17, 2019

Call of Duty

A somewhat decent game infested with young children that scream words they dont understand at you and the mute button is the most useful thing in the game.

Kid1: WHAT THE HELL! HACKS!

Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.

by MexicanDeadpool May 30, 2018