new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.

(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

scarfed down dumplings

a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law

After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.

by not-who-you-think-it-is April 11, 2024

Wisconsin Potato Dumpling

A sexual act in which the performer inserts a potato into their anus and leaves it for days to soften and then shits it out to be consumed.

That girl is a freak! I heard she's got a Wisconsin Potato Dumpling cooking!

by Paama_ January 27, 2026

little hunny sweety dumpling

Word of endearment you use when you know the person is a asshole but you still love them

Peep 1: "I just burn down a house"
Person 2: "Wtf Little hunny sweety dumpling?!"

by Fluffy Rice January 13, 2025