Poon Duck

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.

Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.

by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010

buttery duck

When someone wipes the pirspiration from their own or anothers geutchal area and wipes it on another person

I will give your brother a buttery duck.

by franky calhoun January 20, 2009

Duck

n. & v.: A buttquack.

Excuse me. I ducked.

by Zaphod Beeblebrox February 22, 2004

Duck Division

A bunch of human rejects that have nothing better to do with their poor excuses of so called lifes, than to hack newgrounds.com.

Duck Division: Cyber Terrorists.

by LD Portion July 12, 2009

Fart In The Duck

The name of one of the most popular viral videos ever to be on YOUTUBE, consisting of Gnomes speaking dutch with english translations.

" When I finally saw that fart in the duck video, I laughed off my assie - nipples " !

by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009

Fuck A Duck

Crude Song Sang To The Tune Row-Row-Row-Your-Boat

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
GangBang an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
motorboat a pregnant goat
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by QuackMeNicely November 4, 2009

duck butt

Hairstyle found among emo/hXc kids where the back of the hair is spiked up, and the top and bangs are left down.

Look at that group of emo kids, they all have duck butts.

by christianXcore March 12, 2005