crash diet

A diet plan that basically starves it's followers.
usually consisting of
2 fruit a day
and
a vitamin pill

dumbblonde:i'm doing the new crash diet
smartkid: so what did you eat?
dumbblonde: 2 bananas and a vitamin pill
smartkid: OH MY GOD! YOU RETARD!

by Caitlin215 July 22, 2006

North Korean blow drier

When you expose your own feces to another one's hair and dry it down so it gets all crusty and shit.

yeah son ima give you a north korean blow drier

by conrpaintsniff February 22, 2011

Diet Pepsi

What parents give to their kids because they think it's better. Diet sodas actually have a sugar that's technically embalming fluid, so think about that before you buy another diet cola. Also experts say if you must drink a pop, drink regular since diet is actually detrimental to your health.
Also Diet Pepsi is an abomination of the name pepsi considering it tastes so bad it mutilates taste buds.

"Hey Jim, did you grab some Diet Pepsi?"
"..."
"Jim?"
"My hands..."

"What happened?"
"The Sun caused the can to explode and the diet pepsi eroded my hands before I jumped in a lake, causing all the fish to die."
"So I take that as a no?"
"Actually I have a can but this stuff makes my mouth bleed
"It's because you still have taste buds."

by OneWhoHatesBloodinHisMouth November 11, 2009

diet cock

1. (informal.) diet coke
2. an unnaturally small penis, usually found only on midgets.

1. hey DaNaGe gemme a diet cockage (see -age, gemme)
2. wow that guy has a diet cock ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.)

by gen October 6, 2003

Colombian DIet

When someone uses an excessive amount of cocaine they begin to lose a lot of weight.

Hey papi ju looking really skinny whats goin on wit ju?

Ive been on that Colombian Diet man... Ju know what im sayin.

by CMizzle December 17, 2008

fatkins diet

A high-carb, high-fat diet, usually consumed in massive amounts right before bed.

Bob: "I ate, like, two Chinese dinners from the delivery place and just passed out on the couch. I always do this shit."
Tom: "Dude, you better lay off that Fatkins Diet."

by What Award-Winning Low-Carb Diet? April 15, 2004

atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.

I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.

by Elitist April 7, 2004