Dingle Schmingle

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

dingle

dingle is a person or object that may be doing something annoying or unreasonable. like when your phone is being slow or your friend is too busy to hang out with you, they are being a dingle.

Friend: "i wont do your homework for you"
You: "your such a dingle"

by jacqueline.a.m (JAM) December 2, 2016

dingle race

Money so big neighbors think im yeat
bitch you cant compete
lil hoe get on your knees and lick the cheese
im finna get on her ass
you can call me pair of jeans
that girl she came and sucked my dick
and she did it hella mean
man they call me quandale
had to get to the green
im not talking bout no kale
had to kick a lil bitch out cuz she was fuckin like a snail
man i was just in jail
i was soaking up mail
quandarius tried to ditch me and his stupid ass failed
got these hoes mad
cuz im gettin racks
put a hunded on the dash
bitch your breath stink please go put
on a fucking mask
she said pass the weed bitch
i dont like to pass the gas
blowin bubbles blowin zaza
she got big ol titties

i said goo goo
goo gaga
in the zoo monkey ass neighbor
ooo
ooo ah ah
stop playin with me
when im makin money i cannot hear whatchu sayin to me
lil bitch on her knees shes religious like she prayin to me
ok im done

dingle race is goated

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

Pushing dingle

Absolutely slamming your one eyed yogurt slinger into the growler off your friends mom at a sleepover .

Pushing dingle While we slept are friend jack pushed dingle on our friends mom till it burned

by Not Ian Paisley November 7, 2022

Dingle-berry-piss cereal

A bowl full of cope

Skiddy ate dingle-berry-piss cereal for dinner tonight. Must’ve choked the 1v5 again.

by NudusRex August 15, 2023

dingle dang

Dingle dang or (Dingleas Dangleuss) refers to a mans jewels and his flesh blade.

Geez look at all these Dingle dangs.

by MEH© July 19, 2014

Eddie Dingle

a character in the universe of the alternate rock band "WEEN" described as " Eddie Dingle is an alter-ego that Ween uses for appropriate songs. He is envisioned as being a short man with a Napoleonic complex, with a badly deformed cleft lip. He has anger management issues." eddie dingle appears in god ween satan 1 time and in the pod 3 times

you guys wanna visit eddie dingle?
eddie dingle is fucking dead.

by slubber chubber May 30, 2024