Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

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Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.

Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.

by Beasticles May 12, 2020

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Stranger Danger

This act is done by one man, and one man only. They call him “Danger” because everyone fears him. His sexual fetish is one that is never heard of before, but encouraged for all. The “Stranger Danger” move involves clamping two pegs on your nipples and then rubbing tomato sauce all over your head and armpits.

I dare you to do the Stranger Danger on Kimmii

by BigDickusMickus May 19, 2020

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danger scum

Danger scum is a type of person that hangs around sites like Discord, Omegle or Facebook to seek out emotionally damaged youths. at first, this person seems nice but will manipulate underage teens and mentally and emotionally abuse them. this person will pressure teens for nudes or sex and will most of the time communicate with his victims through Kik, Whatsapp, Discord, or Skype.

Guy: "don't talk to this guy!"
Girl: "Why not?"
Guy: "He's a danger scum, he will hurt you."

by kystddtybd June 14, 2020

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Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.

That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.

by River Otter November 2, 2020

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