Jizzy Drain

The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation

Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.

by Kilo Blunton January 17, 2019

digitally drained

when someone is so tired from staring at a device or screen for a long period of time.

I'm so digitally drained right now. I've been typing on my computer for seven hours.

by Achadwick January 23, 2019

Memotionally Drained

The act of being drained of internet humor. The feeling you get after spending too much time viewing memes.

I’m so memotionally drained right now, I need to stay off of Facebook for a while.

I’m memotionally drained right now and can’t create anymore memes tonight.

by Jzak423 August 27, 2019

sane-drain

The emigration of mentally stable individuals from a geographical location, workplace, or institution. As a surplus of wackos becomes apparent, relatively sane folk are forced to get the hell outta Dodge.

The car dealership had suffered from sane drain ever since the boss’s son-in-law was put in charge of human resources.

Sane-drain plagued the presidential campaign offices until the only workers left were too highly medicated to complete all but the simplest of tasks.

As the cult completed construction of their dormitories, sane-drain of longterm locals increased exponentially.

by JJ Seldron September 1, 2019

mexican drain

It's like Crystal Light for Kids... but it's anal.

Only a dangus would do a Mexican drain

by Dang ol' dangus February 8, 2020

Alan dainty

Ok. An Allan dainty is the HENCHEST OF THE HENCHEST men that you will ever meet. Although the Is small inside he is a six foot black basketball player who has women throwing themselves at this left and right. Sometimes he has to lock himself in his room to get away from all the chicks. He is smarter then Einstein and more flexible then hawking.

Jesus that’s an Alan dainty right there. Hubba hubba

by Coolgamer169 February 27, 2020

Gay drain

Similarly to the brain drain, the phenomenon of LGBTQ+ individuals moving from smaller towns to bigger cities explicitly because of a lack of LGBTQI+ acceptance, LGBTQ+ community or LGBTQ+ friendly bars and clubs in their hometown.

There's a gay drain going on in my town, the few gay guys I know are moving to the open-minded big cities.

by michaelblo April 28, 2020