Dr. Doomed

When a friend or rival uses a false medical diagnoses to steal a person you were competing for.

Steve just Dr. Doomed me by telling Anne that I have throat Herpes.

by Jack Coinin December 16, 2011

Drink of Doom

Any cup or container at a party or social gathering that has been used for any combination of the following:

-Ashing cigarettes
-Cigarette butts
-Chewing tobacco spit
-Cigar guts
-Any foul liquid such as warm beer or flat soda

When someone is intoxicated and takes a sip of the brew, they have just tasted the Drink of Doom

Johnny was so fucked up he took a sip from the Drink of Doom last night and puked everywhere

by yannidepp July 7, 2011

Doom Paradise

Doom Paradise is a term coined by the rapper "Your Stepdad"
Here's the definition from the man himself:
"Basically, you make something that's rooted in a terrible circumstance and it turns out to blow up and get a lot of positive feedback. So you're in this place of 'I'm that guy, BUT I'm that guy because of something fucked up happening to me'"

"Damn bro, my fans only like my sad music. Doom Paradise fr"

by trustmeiamareputablesource October 6, 2023

Edge of Doom

It is the act of edging in very dangerous circumstances. Masturbating until the moments before climax at a volcano, on a plane or in your parent's bathroom may be considered the "edge of doom".

My buddy Erik was edging in math class, he was doing the "edge of doom".

by Dapo Elteste November 16, 2023

deja doom

The feeling that this apocalyptic scenario has happened before… and it’s still not any better.

Experiencing deja doom, Sarah couldn’t shake the feeling that surviving the zombie apocalypse once was impressive, but doing it twice felt like an undead rerun.

by camellia_camellia December 26, 2023

Doom

A game played by Chad's who don't like anime girls because they already have a real wife.

Chad: it's time to play doom after a long day at the gym!

by XEverything was takenx April 3, 2023

Doomed

To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.

Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.

by astank5 May 2, 2023