Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.
Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."
by KickassMike March 09, 2010
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Blanco Disease

when a very white casper looking person experiences a very catastrophic process which happens when someone who is white goes in the sun for a very long time. which results in sun burn, but this isn't just any ordinary sun burn, this burn travels around your body turning your skin darker, darker, aaaand you guessed it, Darker!
"hopefully nobody believes in Blanco Disease like probably Kailey will...-.- lololol"
by no oneee June 19, 2013
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Caillou disease

A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.
Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy
by Balls Obama July 21, 2022
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Foamers Disease

A person who froths at the mouth over a pit bull attack!
BSL advocates have foamers disease every time there is a pit bull attack!
by perfectdescription October 28, 2013
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diseased pecker

pecker the has been harmfully abused and/or been in someguys butt.
Dude, you have a diseased pecker.
by ricky steve September 30, 2006
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Ballzheimer's Disease

When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like.
Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.
by Otown Zanman August 31, 2011
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Leprechaun Disease

Leprechaun disease is where you turn short and grow a ginger beard. Suddenly, out of nowhere, small green clothes and green hats will appear in your wardrobe. You can catch this disease in many ways! The most common way is if a person named Amber bites you. Beware my friends! BEWARE!!
Man 1: He has leprechaun disease!
Man 2: I know! He's small with a ginger beard! And green clothes! And a green hat! zOmg!
by TheUltimateVampireNinja April 10, 2009
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