by vqmett February 24, 2023
someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)
x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
by Toh.gayest.show September 04, 2023
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
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by JustLxquid September 23, 2021
When an individual sits on an upholstered surface and releases a previous persons fart that has been trapped in the fabric.
by LouMack March 26, 2016
An extreme 2x4. Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Probably not someone who you can rely on. She's a stuck up bitch who would most likely refer to herself as queen, when in reailty, she's a slutty ass ugly bitch who cant stay off her knees and has nothing better to do with her life except annoy the hell out of other people
by Smashed eggs August 31, 2008