Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

Crows nest

The crows nest is the space between your cock and balls.

I love it when Stephanie gives me head and licks my crows nest.

by White Unicorn March 14, 2016

Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021

Cop crow

A cop car, usually highway state patrol, that sits empty on the side of the highway with it's lights off. Akin to a scare crow to scare crows away from the crop, a cop crow scares civilians into compliance with the speed limit to deter speeding.

I was speeding on the 15 north until I noticed a cop car and slowed down then when I realized that it was a cop crow, I sped back up.

by Celeste McWhorter December 27, 2022