A six-pack marketed as a case. Corporate advertising that cynically misleads buyers into thinking they are getting more than they receive.
Contrary to the baker's dozen of 13 to encourage long-term loyalty, the corporate dozen provides less than that advertised for short-term gain. or: The baker's dozen is what we were, and the corporate dozen is what we have become.
by DrTortoise August 15, 2024
Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.
by BCK KOP May 22, 2022
by Ilovebigbangers August 20, 2021
Person 1: How are you making so much money? Do you have a job?
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations
by 316136136136174 February 17, 2021
With all this corporate streamlining, we SHOULD be making more money than ever, but we're not...
...probably because of millennials.
...probably because of millennials.
by student159 December 05, 2021
unemployed final boss made by project moon
you will play it and you cant stop playing it
digital fentanyl
you will play it and you cant stop playing it
digital fentanyl
by 𓂺 January 05, 2025
Someone who's been working in corporate for along time brings over engineered ways of thinking to startups.
Jim: "Let's hit the market tomorrow and validate it!"; Jeff "But what about the QA Testing, Validation surveys, Focus groups, Consultancy Input, 50+ analysis document?", Jim: "You are so corporate damaged."
by MyBeach April 06, 2021