Colorado Cock-slap

FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).

Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.

Jeff-Oh Karioka!

Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?

Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.

by oldchub April 9, 2011

What color is your bugatti?

What color is your hair?

Andrew Tate: What color is your bugatti?
Wanda Maximoff: What color is your darkhold?

by Princessdianaisqueen0010 August 24, 2022

Colored Commentary

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.

"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."

by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008

Colorado Avalanche

This is performed during the climax in intercourse. The male individual would pull out from the rear (doggy style) and then ejaculate on the back of the female. They would then procceed and stradel the seamen and ride her, spreading the seamen on the back of the individual.

I did the Colorado Avalanche one time, but unfortunetly the girl wasnt able to support me and it wasnt performed properly. :( .... I only weigh 180

by Big War January 6, 2007

color guard

another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.

Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

by Big Mac May 21, 2004

Colorado Carwash

Where one uses a fresh clump of snow to wash their car following a blizzard, four-wheeling trip, or just, plain out, long spout of laziness.

After the blizzard rolled through, I decided it was probably time to spruce up my ride so I gave it the Colorado Carwash

by Clyde Common March 28, 2009

Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

by lard is bad August 23, 2011