alarm clock sex

Waking up to sex with you partner.

I was ready to go this morning after alarm clock sex.

by weezy22 June 11, 2011

Clock Immortality Theory

The widely accepted yet not 100% proven theory in which it is impossible to kill a clock.

You cannot kill Strawberry Clock, I cite the Clock Immortality Theory!

by Mason Clock August 1, 2003

Glasgow Central Clock

A place where angsty emo/scene kids will be found.
Usually on a Saturday afternoon in groups exceeding 50.

Very clever.

"Look at all those emo's standing under the glasgow central clock, what losers!"

by The man next door. July 1, 2009

clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

a Clock Work Orange

Something that has the appearance of something regular or ordinary, but robotic in action, having to do what it is programmed to do, not allowed free thought or action.

Also title of famous book and movie having much to do with this topic.

Am I to be just a Clock Work Orange then?

Mr.Sirs assistant does a great job, but he's just a Clock Work Orange.

by Mister Captain Swing March 31, 2009

Pimms O' Clock

Time for Pimm's (posh cocktail made with pimm's, lemonade, and fruit).

Implies lazy, happy days sitting in the sun with nothing to do and no need to worry about time.

Is it pimms o' clock yet?

by the pimm's monster May 9, 2008

wank o' clock

The specific time in a day when someone wanks every day

gary- it's 4 o'clock, better go wank
george- what?
gary- it's wank o' clock

by little b November 8, 2012