jesus christ on a coke binge

jager, grey goose vodka, gold schloger, and red bull... on the rocks.. get at me

"Hey man instead of doing that blaster lets get a jesus christ on a coke binge!!"

by Schiller Street Posse January 29, 2010

Jesus Fucking Christ

A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.

John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."

by Heyitsj000 May 18, 2020

Jesus Christ

The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?

Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?

Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!

by Faded_Grace07 August 01, 2021

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!

by Polltang January 30, 2015

Christ Church Secondary School

Yoshi is awesome

I was admitted to Christ Church Secondary School!

by akhylys August 21, 2021

What the Jesus Christ man?!

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.

Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

by Rustee John April 16, 2008

Jesus Christ mc God

Really cool;
unbelievable;
Rad

John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton

your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.

by 8zee8 April 22, 2008