"Dude, did you see that huge cancer freckle on that guy's face? It looked like it was going to pop."
by JacketJoe August 21, 2013
Get the cancer frecklemug. by Bacon_boy_33 February 4, 2019
Get the Cancer housemug. by 6'3 support super star August 3, 2021
Get the cancer randommug. Your a fucking cancer patient
by Autistic dude November 8, 2019
Get the Cancer Patientmug. by Swagger57 December 20, 2020
Get the German Cancermug. by irondukeiv July 2, 2017
Get the cancer breathmug. Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.
Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.
So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.
Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.
So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".
by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016
Get the ankle cancermug.