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competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.
That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.
by cheezerguy October 11, 2009
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cooper smithing

to find one self inside a mans asshole at the moment your mother finds 7 dead male hookers under your bed
being a total fag who is psyhic is cooper smithing
by TheBigAsian69 May 12, 2011
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competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.
Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.
by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015
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cloupe

Cloupe: cum, blood & poop
I fucked this bitch a week ago and my dick still smells like cloupe!
by smash0852 August 18, 2014
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cooper dees

by Your mothers shoes July 4, 2017
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Cooper

Cooper is here.
by YaboyYa101 August 8, 2018
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Cooper Allan

by bobalopigus October 25, 2018
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