couch waffle

a girl who only packs major cram-age in her waffle on a couch.

a couch waffle is a girl that only packs major cram-age in her vagina on couches.

by shankeeannlynn December 5, 2010

couche burger

another word for female "genitalia", aka cunt twat chac, vag, beef curtains.

used in referance to yours,hers,your gfs, your moms or anyones vagina.

also used as an insult or term of endearment

shut the fuck up you couche burger

i railed that chic in her couche burger

dude i have a wedge and its right up my fucking couche burger

by MeGGeRs July 6, 2003

couche-tard

origins: convenience store in montreal with horny owl winking where anyone can buy cheap booze (cocconut drive, five dollar wine)

meaning: cust + douche + retard

Whoever thought that girls getting pig roasted is cool is a fucking couche-tard... unless they have an apple in their mouth.

by sexy farmer March 22, 2007

Your Couch

Nigga fuck it.

Jill: Hey Susan! What's up?

Susan: Nigga fuck your couch.

by Mister Fahrenheit February 2, 2009

couch slut

A couch slut is one who takes up an entire couch forcing others to make two decisions. They can either sit on another close by couch, or they may sit ON the couch slut. Couch sluts generally don't understand what it means to be a couch slut, therefor making the whole situation more humerous.

Lauren, you are the defintion of couch slut!

by I think you know who January 18, 2005

Couch surfing

Surfing the web while lying on the couch.

I saw the gnarliest Wipeout video when I was couch surfing yesterday.

by Rand Shitt February 16, 2019

Couch Potato

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.

Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010