hippie cocktails

Drinking coffee and smoking weed

The best part of the day is having hippie cocktails with my roommates.

by Joeytwofingers June 17, 2015

Quirming Cocktail

A game played with two or more people where they circle around a cup and start quirming until everyone goons into the cup. The last person to goon has to mix the reproductive matter with a drink of choice and completely drink the concoction.

1. I lost quirming cocktail at the sleepover!
2. I just beat my Dad at quirming cocktail!

by #1nufter March 17, 2024

Brazilian cocktail

A brazillian cocktail is where u wait for someone to have diarreah then use a plastic straw so it doesn't get soggy and insert the straw into that person ass and drink the shitty liquid like a cocktail

man had shit stained teeth after having a Brazilian cocktail

Why are your teeth brown?

by Big Kirby January 20, 2021

Brazilian Cocktail

In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.

Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"

by toboUD October 02, 2021

Romanian Cocktail

Noun: When 2 or more people defecate into cups, and proceed to mix them up in a mixer. Then proceeds to drink the item produced.

Person 1: Yo, this bitch and I did a Romanian Cocktail the other day

Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Crack dealer October 10, 2018

slave cocktail

A drink for a slave (BDSM)

Ingredients

Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve

You can also add extra for taste

Spit
Spunk

"Did you see how fast the slave drunk that slave cocktail"

by Anarchy91 November 28, 2020

bull cocktail

. . . A cup full of semen. Usually made fresh by many willing donators.

Waiter: *Hands them their sampler plate.* "Be careful... the plate is hot..... And there you go! Is there anything else can I get for you?"

Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.

Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*

by Ppootteennttiiaall June 20, 2024