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Noob cannon

Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.
Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..

Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!

Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.
by Non noob420 October 26, 2009
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ass cannon

So one person takes a really huge hit off the bong and holds the hit in. He then goes over to the other person, who is lying on the floor with their ass in the air, and blows the smoke into his ass. The second person then farts the smoke back into the first person's face who then proceeds to huff it hard. This requires an air-tight seal from lip-to-lip (lips to asshole). This technique is popular in prisons utilizing crystal meth, and both people involved get blazed as fuck.
Dude, do you want an ass cannon?

Yeah man, ass cannon me quick!
by TheOneCleanHippie October 31, 2011
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colin cannon

Colin Cannon ate my babies the other day. And I liked it..
by Hannibal lector January 9, 2005
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Salty Water Cannon

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.
"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"
by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009
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ham cannon

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.
Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.
by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006
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n00bie cannon

a horribly powerful weapon in most fps games that only someone who cant get any kills uses because there are too n00bie to do it the real way.
nick: w0000000t look at all da kills i got! IM THE HALO MASTER!

mackzy: dude you were in the n00bie cannon (tank) so that aint fair, now lets play with out the tank.
by mackzy November 2, 2004
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Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts
Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express
by HornyTitLicker June 15, 2010
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