cancer freckle

an abnormally large mole that is unpleasant in appearance, often having hair growing out of them

"Dude, did you see that huge cancer freckle on that guy's face? It looked like it was going to pop."

by JacketJoe August 21, 2013

Cancer house

A house in Fortnite within tilted towers

The cancer house is so cancerous nobody survived.

by Bacon_boy_33 February 4, 2019

cancer random

an unknown individual within the given community

Person1: Who is that NotNaviLol guy @ing you on Twitter?
Person2: Idk, some cancer random

by 6'3 support super star August 3, 2021

Cancer Patient

A person who is toxic, cancerous and an ass. Not to be confused with actual cancer victims

Your a fucking cancer patient

by Autistic dude November 8, 2019

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

Cancer Dogging

When you completely forget the purpose for walking into a room, so you begin pacing back and forth in hopes that you'll remember what you needed.

"Gerry, why're you aimlessly walking around like that?"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"

by JoeTurquoise December 31, 2020

German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

by Swagger57 December 20, 2020