When during porn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys balls blocking the view. Solved by letting the girl hold the camera. It is not mentioned, but universally known, that the California Drop Problem has vexed porn producers and watchers for years.
Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.
During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position
Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.
During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position
When the California Drop strikes:
"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*
"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*
by Dsky171 December 10, 2010
Get the California Dropmug. When a driver comes up to traffic light that just turned red, but proceeds to go anyways.
Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.
Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.
by linguisticlizard January 21, 2019
Get the California Yellowmug. Kratom and Red Bull. Recovering hardcore drug addicts do this since they can't do meth and heroin anymore and this is a sustainable habit. It will never compare to the mind blowing euphoria and rush of the real thing but what are they supposed to do, be sober?
"Work sucks, but thanks to california speedballs, I've been able to work 60 hour weeks no problem! *cries*"
"Fuck I miss shooting up meth and fentanyl"
"Fuck I miss shooting up meth and fentanyl"
by JizzBobSploogePants December 20, 2021
Get the California Speedballmug. A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018
Get the california coolstickmug. Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
by John Brown ask me again I'll April 21, 2019
Get the California Curvemug. One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
by Ymetho December 11, 2017
Get the the california lightbulbmug. Oakdale bud! Aka The Cowboy Capitol Of The World. Know for the famous H-B Bar, it's yearly rodeo that happens the second weekend in April and Mustangs football
by Chad from Oakdale January 3, 2017
Get the oakdale californiamug.