Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!

Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?

by Zreshlie (; September 08, 2017

that’s a buzz

that’s a violation - a harsh insult/comment

‘she looks like a horse’
‘nah that’s a buzz’

by ac.2303 October 25, 2023

Shadow buzz

An almost instant buzz experienced when consuming a very small amount of alcohol on an empty stomach. As soon as you start getting your groove on it vanishes when you begin to eat.

Dude #1- "Man, I've got a buzz already! (10 minutes later after munching) Well I had a buzz but lost it, toss me another PBR!"

Dude #2- "Dude, you had an shadow buzz."

by Kauffman1 June 13, 2011

Simplistic Buzz

Not quite getting high but enough to be Simplistic Buzz.

1: "Dawg this weed is shit."
2: "Enough to make me Simplistic Buzz."

by Squirtle Sqaud March 05, 2021

float the buzz

when drinking, having an occasional glass of water as to not become too drunk.

I had a beer, then a water. Tonight i'm going to float the buzz.

by max pez May 28, 2007

Buzz Lippman

the younger cousin of nate shapiro and the best you don't know jack host

Helen: "Oh, Les, it looks like you've got the registration fixed."
Les: "Uh, yeah, uh... I'd like to take credit for it, but uh, it was- uh, Nate's cousin, Buzz took care of it."
Helen: "Oh, Buzz? Buzz fixed it..."
Les: "He- ..The one and only."
buzz lippman (:

by buzzign November 12, 2021

Buzz on the Blower

Australian term for a phone call. Buzz being the ringing or vibration of the phone, and blower being the device in which is used to communicate over long distances

"I gave me nan a buzz on the blower to ask if she was comin' to Christmas lunch and she said yes."

by CelestialSpoon June 14, 2022