Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
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Person:u want some lucky charms?
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Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe
Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
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Person:*sigh* …children…
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Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe
Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈
Person:*sigh* …children…
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me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
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2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager
3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
1. Oh, children are so sweet!
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3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!
3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
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