Bruce

A fat pick me

Person 1 : Hey have you seen that fat boy?
Person 2 : Oh. thats bruce i heard he's bigger than 2 eaths together!

by Fattie231 February 13, 2024

BRUCE

Bruce is a sweetheart who thinks he’s so sour. He is clever, smart, and a try hard. which is why he is a go getter. He is brilliant but he doesn’t know it. A wonderful: chef, friend, teacher, painter, creator, lover, with the most exquisite eyes, shades of blue and green hues. But they make you feel yellow and warm. A gentlemen at its very best. A caring compassionate person when he allows himself. He is a breath of fresh air, a cool breeze on a summer day. A fall day with just a trickle of rain. He is attentive and authentic. He knows how to be himself and a musician of sound. His brain is full of books and he really is the best cook. Meh.

Dang Bruceeee show me how to groove.

by cammiam August 1, 2020

Bruce Wayned

When your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent

Man, Jason got Bruce Wayned last night.
Damn, hope is he okay.

by sexybeast8008 October 7, 2016

Brucing

When you forego sleep and other obligations to complete an absurd amount of work in a short amount of time. Similar to pulling an all nighter but done without a deadline and the work isn't total garbage.

Yo, James just woke up. It's 3PM!
Yea, he Bruced three new songs last night... I don't think he slept until 7AM.

Bro, I called you ten times! Why didn't you answer?
Sorry man, I was busy Brucing my first screenplay.

by 6IMBA May 29, 2019

Bruced

When a mate continuously says they're going to catch up with you and they pull out every time.

I just got Bruced by Luke again. The cunt keeps organising a catch up and pulls out last minute with another shit excuse. Every time.

by English is my 2nd language June 10, 2018

Bruce Ketrick

A very muscular man with a kind smile and nice personality people usually gravitate towards a Bruce Ketrick because he is a natural born leader.

I was out it’s the leader of the gang Bruce Ketrick

by Yeeeeeeeet.bot December 12, 2018

Brucing

Brucing is an underground trend gone viral at the Univerity of North Texas. The Bruceteria at Bruce hall serves the same wet sausage logs every morning that taste unlike any distinguishable meat. Brucing consists of paying your friend two dollars and a bag of Hot Cheetos to help stuff as many link as possible into your anal cavity. The current record is set at 27 and yet to be challenged.

Hey bro can you help me Bruce? Wanna go Brucing today? Will Bruced 14 last night!

by recordsetter_27 March 21, 2024