Eagle's Breakfast

A shit and a look around.

Camper 1 (in tent): "Phil, you up?"

Camper 2 (outside tent): "Yup. Having an eagle's breakfast."

by greenycrimson March 10, 2013

midnight breakfast

to eat any type of breakfast food out of the asshole of your partner while they sleep

"I was bored, so I took the liberty of ordering a midnight breakfast from Susan in bed last night."

by Greg T. T. January 8, 2008

english breakfast

When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

by British Gentleman January 21, 2008

English Breakfast Tea

When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented

I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)

by Srdjan April 30, 2008

Italian Breakfast

The morning after you have sexual intercourse with your mate she eats off the dry cum off of your sac.

What'd you eat for breakfast?

I had one of those italian breakfasts this morning!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

Beastest

When someone thinks they are more beast than others around.

I'm the beastest in this room.

by Alechun August 24, 2008

Breakfasty

A light but tasty meal, usually occurs late morning but definitively before brunch. The term is a portmanteau of the words breakfast and lovely, not as some claim a bastardization of "breakfast tea"

Proper breakfasty foods include artichokes, Brie cheese and jelly-never jam.

Juan: Isabela would you like to have breakfasty with me on Sunday?
Isabela: why, yes. I would love to (in british accent and lifting a pinky)

by Xottox April 19, 2011