Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.
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Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine
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Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive
You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
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You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
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