pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.

"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"

by Sick Majors December 6, 2013

the why boner

A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.

well isn't the return of the why boner...

by Rell the infinite May 2, 2016

Lazy boner

A dick that is halfway hard

When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?

by Ronnie Slogun November 22, 2014

Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

Leg boner

A leg boner occurs when one's legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. It is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.

Jessica got a leg boner during Physical Education because Sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of Rounders. It took her a few days to recover fully from it.

by Pickapon August 18, 2014

boner pants

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.

Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.

by Arshak Z. April 23, 2006

boner snap

The act of snapping one's boner.

John was in shower and was thinking of girls sweatpants. He fell and broke his boner, the doctor said it was a classic boner snap.

by Brandon Anthony Murphy May 18, 2008