beef shield

A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.

Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.

Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*

by pixie meat December 15, 2008

beef cup

To give someone a beef cup, place your hand around your anus, fart into it, and throw the fart into someones face.

as in: My boyfriend loves to give me a beef cup in front of his friends.

or: Who needs an alarm clock? I have a hot beef cup to wake me up in the morning!

by loudmouthlisa September 7, 2005

beefbus

The male member, aka a Penis 8=========D~~~~

Hey John, did you take the beefbus to tuna town last night with Brooke ?

by Mackdaddy K September 7, 2005

beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".

Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.

by Sex Ed November 26, 2006

Beef Fist

The subtle art of farting in your cupped hand and throwing it in someone's face.

"Dude, my nan totally pissed me off with her moaning last night so I gave her an epic beef fist"

by LukeyB316 December 21, 2008

beef lips

LIps that looked like cooked beef. Think of a rare steak once it's cut open and there's a pink middle surrounded by the darker, cooked outside.

The 90's made this look very popular.

"Yikes, Pam is still sporting beef lips"

by petit os July 21, 2019

Pinocchio Beef

It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"

The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.

After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.

by I am not Dan October 9, 2008